LOLsobs for political blogger and trained historian Joshua Micah Marshall, whose eight year-old son was pulled aside for extra scrutiny at Kennedy airport last night in New York:
Someone either from the airport or perhaps the TSA (I think not actually CBP [Customs & Border Patrol]) kept asking/insisting* repeatedly suggesting that the rest of the family go sit in some separate waiting area while Daniel waited in the line alone. This got me, I confess, somewhat belligerent. We all waited together, obviously.
When we finally got to the CBP officer, the fact that Daniel is eight seemed to put a pretty quick end to the whole thing. Daniel answered a few questions, was asked to sign his passport and we were off.
Recent events have made me increasingly see the CBP as something along the lines of a rogue federal agency. I have a very negative sense of the whole organization. That said, the guy we dealt when we finally got through the line with was friendly, professional and pretty chill.
We learned in a subsequent line that Daniel’s is a “common name” and what had happened was that some law enforcement or intelligence agency had put a hold on someone by that name. (I’m wiilling to believe “Daniel Marshall” is a common name; “Daniel Eytan Marshall” I’m not so sure.) And that’s how we ended up in that situation. Will this happen again if we have to return to the US from overseas? Depends. Depends on what? How long the hold is in place.
It’s nice to know the system isn’t advanced enough to cross check for age.
We were instructed several years ago–during either the G. W. Bush presidency or Barack Obama’s, I can’t recall which–to include my husband’s middle name when purchasing airplane tickets. Apparently, there was some Irish Republican Army terrorist with his first and last name on a government watch list, and no one in the IRA, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Taliban, ISIS/ISIL, the FARC, or any other terrorist group could figure out how to evade detection with the middle name gambit. (Hilariously, my husband’s middle name is the most stereotypically Irish part of his whole name, PATRICK, duh!)
In my experience, the one time I’ve had the total pat-down and luggage ransacking was when I changed an airplane ticket to attend my grandmother’s funeral. I also happened to be traveling alone with my one year-old, whose diaper was felt up for plastique as I recall. Seriously.
Security theater just felt silly for the past decade, but now it’s being mobilized to harass U.S. citizens who are in elementary school. Nice work, America! (If any of you have insight into this issue and whether or not it’s changing since the Human Stain took office, please let me know in the comments.)
And I can’t help wonder how much worse and several my stories would be if I weren’t white, if I weren’t someone whose name read as Christian, etc.
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A few years ago I was flying with a very unhappy cat in a carrier. The TSA person told me to take out the cat so they could pat it down. The unhappy cat had just pooped in its carrier and was covered and I thoroughly enjoyed watching the agent pat down the cat.
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Why, in the same of Sweet American Christ, would anyone need to “pat down” a cat?
In case you’d strapped plastique to its belly? WTAF?
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I’m about to take my autistic kid on an international flight, and this sends chills down my spine.
Maybe the cat had really long fur that could be teased up over a concealed cat compartment. A terrorist kitty combover.
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