"Don't give them the keys back?"

What keys?  House keys?  Boat keys?  ALAN Keyes? 

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(H/t to Profane for sending this on to me, and keeping me current with what I’m missing without cable teebee.)  What Einstein came up with that one?  “Yeah, yeah, ‘don’t give them the keys back.’  That’s the ticket–just slap that on a ‘Baby on Board’-type yellow sign thingie, and make it into a key ring, and we’ve won ourselves another election!” 

Tim Kaine is a totally overrated one-term former Governor of Virginia.  (One term’s all they can serve there–so that part’s not his fault.)  That this d00d was asked to be the DNC Chair is all you need to know about the leadership and direction of the Democratic Party, and about its likely electoral fate in November.  (But thanks for the crappy loser swag, Timmy!)  In that interview above, he’s not just whistling past the graveyard–he’s trying to lead a full-on gospel choir, and failing miserably.  As I’ve noted here before, losing Jon Stewart is not where the Dems want to be.

The 2010 Dems couldn’t govern or campaign their way to a victory over the Whig party, ca. 1856.  They can’t even use fear effectively–and that’s the lowest form of campaigning.  Even my little gray kitty (named Mouse for a reason!), neutered when he was 5 months old, has more stones than your average Democrat.  And he’s got a much clearer agenda than President Obama or the Dems seem to have these days.  (FEED ME nap nap nap FEED ME nap nap nap.  It’s a clear agenda–not a particularly interesting one.)

I’ll now resume my silence on the upcoming elections.  I feel like such a sucker that I actually cared in 2003-2008, and donated a pile of dough, and worked for congressional and presidential candidates because I thought electing them would make a difference.  I used to believe what I teach in my introductory American history course:  that democracy is good, that We the People can–you know, all of the standard Marxist feminist anti-American bull$hit.  Now, well–I’m just glad I don’t have to teach that course for another 16 months.

0 thoughts on “"Don't give them the keys back?"

  1. A-HAhahahaha! I saw that today, and wondered if many Bennet supporters would notice, or care.

    You don’t have to vote out of spite, though. Like Harry Truman once said, “You give the American people the choice between a fake Republican and a real one, and they’ll pick the real one, every time.” We pretty much know what we’ll get with Buck: a few Maverick-y votes to show he’s not completely a brain-dead party hack, but he’ll be a reliable R vote the rest of the time.

    (At least I think it was Truman, but you’d know better than I would about that.)


  2. “I feel like such a sucker that I actually cared in 2003-2008, and donated a pile of dough, and worked for congressional and presidential candidates because I thought electing them would make a difference.”

    Oh, tell me about it. At this point I just want my money back. Literally. Just send me a check and take my name off that thingy that lets everyone know who donated what for who living on what street. I am totally at the point that both are the same. The lesser of the two evils is no longer enough. Actually, I want to promote the radicalism of not voting and not donating.


  3. A couple of days ago my husband and I saw Howard Dean on TV and then wondered – who is the DNC chair now? We didn’t bother to look it up, but neither of us could remember who had that position. So thanks, now we know, it’s Tim Kaine. And while we aren’t quite Party hacks, we are still donating money to Dem candidates this year, though a lot less than what we wasted on Kerry, who continues to disgust us.


  4. Heh. I was a Deaniac in 2003-04, Kathie. He’s the guy who opened my wallet. He’s been kicked around a lot lately (and unfairly) for his 50-state strategy. Yes, it elected a lot of Blue Dogs. But you know what you do with a Blue Dog? You beat it if it votes the wrong way. You elect them, and you remind them every day who their master is. You make it more painful to disobey you than to obey. (It’s a lot like training a dog, actually.) That’s the part that Obama and Harry Reid don’t seem to get. I think Nancy Pelosi understands this, but maybe she doesn’t have a sufficient number of “enforcers” to extract pain for bad behavior. (She’s been better at this than Reid has, no question.)

    I hear you, Dickens Reader, about the wasted donations. I’d let them keep the money–if only they would take me off their phone and e-mail lists!


  5. I got disillusioned in 1996 with “welfare reform”. I expect the dems to be marginally better than the republicans, but I have no illusion that they will do what I’d really want them to do. So oddly, I’m not that upset.
    Does that make sense?


  6. “Don’t give the keys back — we’re enjoying running up the miles on the Mercedes we leased for ourselves and our banker friends with your taxes!”


  7. Let’s start from the end: welfare reform 1996 was badly need and once too many Democrats choose not to play, Clinton was left with the Republicans and did his best to get a decent new welfare: he partially succeeded.

    We don’t have a Democratic party and it isn’t a person a several of them. We have a dud as president, but Kerry wasn’t any better. What used to be the Democratic party is now a center-right party.

    Even worse, we don’t have a progressive body either anymore. Those who call themselves liberal or progressive ignore the poor and address only the middle class. Working conditions, actual union work, wages and benefits are foreign to American liberal.

    Funeral schedule for early November.


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