John Oliver’s hilarious explanation of today’s election in Canada: the other famous Canadian Justin versus “your neighbor’s d!ckhead boyfriend.”
Good luck, Canada. Keep your stick on the ice.
p.s. DON’T VOTE FOR STEPHEN HARPER!/Ne votez pas pour Stee-phen Har-PAIR. Except, of course, Canada is a parliamentary democracy, and the only people who will vote for or against Harper live in his constituency, but whatever: don’t vote Conservative today, friends. And Canada, your $5,000 fine is in the mail, in nickels.