College is just a waste of time and money, and neither students, parents, nor taxpayers are getting their money’s worth at traditional brick-and-mortar nonprofit unis. So let’s spend government money on the kind of education at the kind of institutions that show the lowest return on investment (as measured by alumni employment rates and loan repayment rates): online education and/or for-profit universities.
Even after drinking a whole bottle of this, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense to me. **Hic** Anyone who can explain to me how this makes any sense whatsoever will be the winner of a lovely bottle of Conundrum. Leave your answers in the comments below, or just pull up a glass and commiserate.