Happy birthday to Historiann commenter ej! You may be in your late thirties and therefore well on the way to decrepitude, but as the cake says, at least you’ve still got your looks. (No matter what that jerk of a husband of yours says!) Cake catered today by CakeWrecks.
By the way, I don’t know if you’re a big believer in astrology or not, but did you know that you share a birthday with this guy? (Not so pretty!) He’s celebrating his birthday in Dayton, Ohio this morning of all places.