Prof. Lolcat's application for tenure April 1, 2008 / Historiann Courtesy of all of the fine kittehs at icanhascheezburger.com Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading...
Well, the cat can have tenure because you always want someone around who will play with you, and purr at relevant moments. And they don’t ask awkward questions. LikeLike Reply
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Cats are automatically tenured.
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Or should I say: born tenured?
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Only the cool, white, male cats are born tenured.
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Well, the cat can have tenure because you always want someone around who will play with you, and purr at relevant moments. And they don’t ask awkward questions.
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