Michael Bennet has just been elected Senator. (I suppose I’ll have to stop calling him “Senator” with the scare quotes now.) If you recall, I predicted in August before the primary: “Bennet will either lose next week, or he’ll lose in November. He’s going to have to clean out his desk in January, in any case.” Well, I was wrong. The Denver Postis calling it for Bennet, with 47.5% to Ken Buck’s 47.1% of the vote and a lead of about 7,000 votes.
The sound you hear is of me eating my cowgirl hat! But, I still stand by all of the low-down dirty things I said about Michael Bennet, whose d00dly white privilege is the only thing that explains his mysterious success at getting appointed to jobs he hasn’t trained for and hasn’t earned. And if you doubt me about his Locust Valley Lockjaw, just click here and listen to this recording of his phone call to a local radio station. Unbelievable!