Just go read Flavia, and weep.
As I said in the comments, education works: pass it on. All I can say is thank dog she was teaching Paradise Lost and not Toni Morrison or Virginia Woolf. Otherwise, she’d be accused of infiltrating the high schools with her subversive Marxist-feminist agenda ZOMG1!!1!111!!! (And as we all know, that’s Historiann’s bailiwick. Pass that on, too, willya?)
Speaking of dangerous subversives: has anyone else out there actually read Milton? Areopagitica was some pretty left-wing stuff in its day: “As good almost kill a man as kill a good book: who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God’s image; but he who destroys a good book, kills reason itself, kills the image of God, as it were, in the eye.” In the words of the immortal Vanilla Ice: word to ya mutha.